I think the only thing that irritates me more than the people that hate Valentine’s Day, are the people that are “now taking Valentine applications.”

We all get it, it’s a silly man-made holiday to exploit emotional attachment in order to capitalize on the sales of material sentiment, and feeling alone in the face of all that PDA can be kind of a kick in the teeth sometimes.  Still, you bitching about that exact fact every February isn’t going to change anything.  Flowers will be bought, sweater vests will be worn.  Just be cool with yourself because that’s the most attractive thing, and more often than not, cool shit will come your way (if that’s what you’re after).  

Whatever, I made a pizza.